Reblogged from
marlenemckinnons,
Posted by
ahundredlifetimes.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
(Source: clubpenguln)
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
(Source: shekillswithkissesxo)
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
(Source: detectiveinspectordoughnut)
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
(Source: doctortveit)
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS ALONG WITH THE WORLDLESS GAME OF THRONES INTRO]