May 2013
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April 2013
10 posts
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dangerhamster:
rnarker:
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
detectiveinspectordonut:
maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
bloner:
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
balthazarswings:
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS ALONG WITH THE WORLDLESS GAME OF THRONES INTRO]
aintnohallabackgirl:
i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
March 2013
6 posts
dirktier:
list of things i need to do
a lot
things im not doing
any of that
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luigiman:
my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
February 2013
23 posts
9 tags
MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD
jehans:
macfarlane makes napoleon joke
from the audience we hear a voice shout “WHAT DID YOU SAY???”
it’s eddie redmayne
he’s still in character
aarontveity:
don’t worry if les miserables doesn’t win best picture aaron and eddie can stack all the chairs and build a barricade
your-crookedneighbor:
My favorite moment was when Aaron pushed aside Eddie & Amanda angrily.
He’s still in character.
He still doesn’t care about your lonely soul.
Can you imagine Alan Rickman hosting an awards...
anondracomalfoy:
The next………..award……………………goes………….to……….
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me.
agentbartowski:
hugh jackman pushes past the crowds to help a poor fallen jennifer lawrence, russell crowe sees this as his opening, he takes it. still in character, he tackles hugh jackman to the ground. this is his time. he has won. he has caught 24601.
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Me reading at 1am: Okay I'm gonna stop after this paragraph.
Me: Okay after this one.
Me: This one.
Me: Okay, I'm done. No more..... Well... there's only seven more pages in this chapter, I might as well finish...
Me: WHAT?! OMG I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT CHAPTER ENDED THAT WAY!! .... okay let me just start this chapter...
3am: Okay, I'm gonna stop after this paragraph.
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jocelynstarkid72:
theonlymatty:
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as...
January 2013
39 posts
previouslysane:
theanti90smovement:
im going to major in crying in college
it doesnt matter what you major in at college you will eventually major in crying
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“Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office...”
– Jack Kerouac (via loveyourchaos)
